Stealing Statuses

I'm sure at some point we've all done it.. right?  I'm usually pretty guilty of it... I never claim credit or claim to be witty enough to come up with some of them.  Most of them come from "My Status is Baddest".  Either from that blog or on their Facebook page.  And lately I seem to get a kick out of reading some of them. 

Today I read a status on facebook that made me giggle (it's a long one though... it's a status, not a journal people...) and because of it's length, I thought I would steal it and paste it here on my blog.  It was a repost, so not sure of the original source.... but I take no credit.

"A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I...'m home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)"

And about the 30 day challenge.. still looking for the item I want to photograph.  I will try to resume the challenge at some stage today.

Until next time.. love, peace and hair grease! :)